Santana: Quick, go get some moist towels. Santana: Those are your nipples. Rachel: Kurt and Adam are at NYADA. ". Her wrath of words is called Snix Juice. Gay marriage had only recently become legalized in New York State, and DOMA had yet to be struck down nationwide. All those in favor of voting Rachel down a second time? Come on, Quinn. When you look back you see that those pursuits were always part of a game, a trick, a strategy, a story, a status grab. I dont think people dont like it as much as they never think about it or talk about it, but it was one of my favorite covers they did. That show was messy, but as a baby gay, Santana was everythingggg. Sure did. Finn's cute too. I'm a closet lesbian and a judgmental bitch, which means one thing. Santana: You can drill me any time. And frankly, being on the Cheerios isn't the same without you. They may have love, but you know what we are that they are not? Palatable. Copyright 2009 - 2023 The Excitant Group, LLC. Does he get so turned on by teen moms who barely visit their kid? We can all be honest here, if a picture is worth a thousand words then that dress is worth a million dollars. But you know what? In my opinion she belongs in the gay icon pantheon with Liz Taylor and Judy Garland. by saphireheart12 on desktop and mobile. Or maybe it Its taken me nine months to be able to read this. Santana: Rachel, your mustache is thicker than a Middle Eastern dictator. I would, however, pay a hundred dollars to jiggle one of his man boobs. I wanna make a fake baby with you!". Finn: What are you talking ab- Brittany: There was a mouse in mine. You dont even know enough to be embarrassed about these stereotypes youre perpetuating, Let me break it down for you, from one bitch to another. Its just so fucking manic, this show. Quinn: Sexting? And I walk around so mad at the world, but Im really just fighting with myself. I came out to my mother about a month after Santana came out to her abuela. Please say you love me back. Maybe he grew weary of dating a breathier more feminine Quinn Fabray. Santana defending Blaine and Kurt from Dave, A Night of Neglect. Jane Lynch's niece, Megan Doyle, who was an assistant/PA, also mentioned Naya knowing monologues by . I have hated you ever since the day I met you. Santana: Well, that's why I brought you here, to cheer you up. We thought maybe youd like to join us. Santanas wail of, I dont know, toward the end of the song reverberates around my ribcage every time I hear it. I was coming out around the same time she was, I was falling in love and having my heart broken right around then, too. Come on this is a safe space, we're on the internet. Landslide is still my favorite Glee performance. 1x01 - Pilot. I cant remember the last time I felt so surprised, validated, and delighted by a coming out (Waverly Earp got close!). Holly: I want to ask both of you if either one of you thinks that you might be a lesbian. I demand satisfaction in Warbler tradition. Schuester and Santana, Never Been Kissed. Okay, maybe Brittany and I are too young to get married. If I did, would you join me? Why is everyone staring at me like Im Finn and I just won a butter-eating competition? Including the fact that its a two-time thing. I've been dry heaving all weekend. I'm sorry, would you mind just stepping outside for a moment while I bitch-slap some sense into my friend? Just admit it! Santanas soft uh-oh doesnt come in until the first chorus, but shes all I ever hear. Her ability to speak truth to power and call teachers (adults!) Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill, self-aggrandizing lecture about how you felt the two of you were at the very apex of the gay rights movement every time you so much as cooked macaroni and cheese together or farted. I did. I dont want to fight anymore. I mean what was your big move then, a jumbotron that said, "Hey Terri! Santana: I don't know. It was beautifully choreographed, perfectly sung, but also the layered acting was absolutely stunning. Sebastian: And what did you think Sha-Queer-A? In honor of learning even more. He literally just said that. Did he ever come home? If Rachel wants my sloppy seconds she should at least know the truth. Maybe that has something to do with it. Cause I can play. Santana: Look, we may still be Cheerios, but neither of us ever gave Sue the set list. The cast of Glee reunites during the virtual ceremony for the 32nd Annual GLAAD Media Awards for a special tribute to the legacy of the late Naya Rivera's ch. Or maybe it didn't work out because you're a judgmental little geroniphile (?) Santana to Kurt about his poster, I Am Unicorn. I assume you've been working as a baby polisher where young mothers place their infant's heads in your mouth to get back that new born shine. Wasn't it last week we were taking a bath together-wasn't that a date? Its the single most thrilling three minutes the Glee ever produced. Rachel: For the hundredth time, okay, if you keep making fun of Brody- I just wanna go back in time man. Its the dress that sells the song before Santana even opens her mouth. I want ideas for Senior Ditch Day, go! Everything you needed to know, every emotion you needed to feel, was emanating from Santana with crystal clearness. Bartender: Sorry ladies, can I see some IDs? Less than six months after the Rumors episode of Glee aired, my cousin got married. Two: you're a bitch and those are my products, okay? Santana: Gunther, thats my Yeast-I-Stat what the hell?? Santana: Okay, New York may be disgusting, especially when it's covered in gray, nasty snow, and the people may be horrible and rude, and some smelly homeless man in pee stained tighty whities might have groped me on the subway and then asked me for a dollar. Nobody no, nobody is gonna rain on my parade.. Santana's Quotations are quotations made by Santana Lopez, portrayed byNaya Rivera. I mean I didnt start playing doctor til I was nine. Quinn is all excited about another guy defining her life. Puck: I flex my left pec, then I flex my right pec, and I say to the guy, Leggo my Eggo. And you know what he does? After her intense internal struggle, the softness and confidence in her face when she says she knows its right. 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W w w, PDF Mark K Nclex Study Guide: Outline format for 2021 NCLEX exam. Thats right Yentl: your sweethearts been lying to you because he and I totally got it on last year. The way she spoke to her patronising teacher who was treating her like she was a dumb kid who didnt know any better was beautiful. Perhaps youve read them, even. This is for us. Santana: Rachel. The Troubletones deserved their own spin-off. Oh God, say something irritating so I can get the taste of this out of my head, please. Okay, I know that Finn had his doubts about God but I am convinced that squishy tits is up in heaven right now clopped down to his new best friend fat Elvis hoping themselves to have picnic of baby back ribs smothered in butter scotch pudding in tater tark grease. "WHAT?! He goes to college or something. So many of these scenes still eviscerate me and remain among my favorite pieces of lesbian content. Maybe that I refused to go because Ive always been a big soccer gay. In my mind, there is no question that the Rumor Has It/ Someone Like You mash up is the greatest performance in the shows history. I mean my girlfriend girlfriend. We made that for us! And I'm definitely sure Tina has looked into getting an eye de-slanting. If everyone just put out, we would have a winning football team. Unless you got yourself knocked up again. Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window), Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window), Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new window), Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window), Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window). And there is only one type of person that carries cash and a pager. I'm Hispanic. I hope she wouldve found it exhilarating. One, leprechauns like fixing shoe buckles because theyre gay. I'm attracted to girls, and I'm attracted to guys. Did Dakota Johnson Come Out as Bisexual, or Just Hang Out With Cara Delevingne? Why would I Why would I want that? Jacob (noticing Santana's boob job): How was YOUR summer?Santana: My eyes are up here, Jewfro. Sebastian and Santana, Cut Scene from Michael, Id throw this mocha in your face, but its not nearly scalding enough, Santana: Hey, what are you doing?" Brittany: Yeah, come on, Quinn. (murmurs) Self-hating Asian. Santana: The truth about what? Quinn: We all should've known that a Valentine's Day wedding was just asking for a disaster. They don't care. Why dont you save the lecture for the theater nerds that are gonna starve in New York while desperately trying to tap dance their way into the chorus of Godspell No offense, Gayberry. I want to shine and be seen as the star I am. Brittany is my ex girlfriend and she just dumped me, which is why Im even here and why I have this job. I know what cheating looks like, I do it all the time. And if there's any controversy that interferes with my presidential campaign, then I'll use one of my leprechaun wishes. Dave: None of your business, J Lo. Santana: You may look, like the villain out of a cheesy 80s high school movie, but you should know that Im fully prepared to go all Danny LaRusso on your ass. Thats when you knew this was going to the next level. Santana: In theory. Quinn: You have surgery when you get your appendix out. Santana: I don't really talk during. Santana to Rachel, Extraordinary Merry Christmas, Will: Okay, come on ladies, it's not like this is the first time I've ever proposed. I'm definitely going to watch compilations of her snark and monologues on YouTube. Rachel, Tina and Santana, Special Education. You're what we call a "late in life gay." Oh, please! We saw that throughout Kurt and Santanas extended coming outs and we couldve seen it more if Santana was given space to date and be her own character in the backhalf of the show. Of course Santana clocks Quinns flirting the second she starts it. thats why it didnt work out, maybe it has nothing to do with me and It learned me two things. ", Today is your lucky day, because Auntie Snicks just arrived on the Bitch Town Express. No one gives a damn about you. Rachel: (reading from phone) Santana Lopez- Nude, lez, boobies, sex tape, Mexican or Dominican, Question mark. This is my least favorite episode of Glee. Grouper mouth, froggy lips. With who's vagina? Santana, the bitchy cheerleader, certainly didnt originate as anything like an underdog and even as her character developed and she came out, she still was rarely written as such. Of Santana. Kurt: Trying to keep the flames from shooting out of the side of my face." Those scenes are not in this transcript. Santana: I'm Rachel Berry, his loud, loud girlfriend. For me there is a before, and an after. Sam: I'm Sam. I just want you. We wont. Brittany: [smiles and holds Santana's hand] Finn: No she's not. QUARANTINE MADE ME MONOLOGUE!Aspiring Actor/Singer Tommy Ratkiewicz-Stierwalt, releases covers every Monday, Wednesday and Friday! Okay! I felt like no one could possibly understand what I was going through when I was 16, and then, all of a sudden, there was Santana, reflecting my feelings back to me from my favorite TV show. This was so beautiful that Im at a loss for words. The death of celebrities usually does not impact me, but this one really has. Right after Mercedes sings the first lines of Rumor Has It, the theatre goes dark and the beat drops out. But I didn't know what she was gonna do with it. The first is horrible but predictable. I mean I am, just not now. She nearly breaks her face in two because she knows, she really knows, that she did it. Like damn, I am so gay but those two dancing does something to me. She has a family! There was always a stupid boy and he never treated her the same way I would. The whole thing is played perfectly. Santana to Quinn about Marley and Kitty, Thanksgiving. Emmy Rossum is. And whew, does she sell this song. You know, and the only thing that can keep you from freezing to death is to have good friends around you to keep you warm. Santana to Sue and New Directions, Extraordinary Merry Christmas. Santana: Can I just say you are the hottest dentist I've ever seen? ". Despite the fact that your mouth-to-face ratio is way off, you still somehow manage to be cute. By our I mean my friends and I but probably you and your friends too. Her relationships with men sometimes become more misandric than romantic in retrospect. Santana: Rachel, I'm your friend. But their voices fill it right up. I cant believe its been ten years since this moments happened. But I'm afraid of the talks and the looks. Santana: Yea, but he's not hot. Shes beautiful, shes innocent, shes everything thats good in this miserable, stinking world. Santana: Al Roker is disgusting by the way. Santana and Brittany, The Purple Piano Project. And thats a true story, too. like one of those cats that can smell cancer. (slaps Quinn across face) Quinn: You can't hit me! Excellent layout, Philippine Politics and Governance W1 _ Grade 11/12 Modules SY. As my cousin walked down the aisle in her handsome white tuxedo to meet her wife, my mother sang Songbird, their song of choice. Finn: The whole school already knows. How did that marriage work out for you. Lopez. Santana: Are we dating or what? He never remembered her birthday, or noticed how much work it took to get her hair just like that over her shoulder. My carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler, but no. Ooh la la, Rachel Berry in a towel. This song was easily one of the top three best performances on the entire run of Glee. I've made out with a mannequin. delivery time of a monologue may vary depending on your interpretation of the chosen piece. Standing ovation for Miss Naya Rivera The choreography, costumes, lighting, Amber Rileys and Naya Riveras vocals everyone came together and did what they had to do. Here she goes, making me regret voting for her. Santana: Hey Tubs! Hamburglar Finn is fine. Every time he opens his dream boat acapella mouth, you're just itching to kick him right in the Warblers. Well because I realized the world is even colder than I am. But it actually lets silence tell its own story for a minute. Santana Monologue Glee Shack's Advocate Play over 265 million tracks for free on SoundCloud. I think about that scene all the time. And slap each other.. I think she was a holiday hoarder. Hold up, could we all just get real here for a second? Santana: A star is a star, it doesn't matter where in the sky it shine. Do you understand what I'm trying to say here? Soy de Lima Heights Adjacent y yo tengo orgullo! One of my favourites is the group phone call in Season 1 where Santana says Sex is not dating and Brittany says If it was, Santana and I would be dating The fear in Nayas eyes it was those kind of small choices and background acting that led people to ship Brittana, and for Santana to become more than the bitchy cheerleader. was probably my favorite moment. I just think its really sweet and romantic and Naya is so vulnerable and pretty and her voice is so lovely. There are quantifiably positive assets to this mash-up: the song suits Mercedes and Santana vocally, its got good choreography, its a well-orchestrated mash-up the dresses are cute. You're gonna be okay. Can't tell you how many times I wanted to enjoy a crisp pickle, but couldn't find anyone to suck the lid off the jar. Maybe Blaine didn't want to be with someone who looks like they just removed their top row of dentures every time they smile or someone who doesn't dress like an extra out of one of Andy Dick's more elaborate wet dreams. When my mother asked what the sound was, I said I was practicing bird calls. She was so committed. Santana: You should be our nations president. But medias idea of an underdog is skewed by 80s teen movies written by cis straight white men. I just had to say that honestly, in complete transparency, its actually just mostly stressful when this happens, If its any consolation, High Art would also be on my personal top 50. No actor gave me that kind of depth and emotion on screen before. Your pretty little liar gave them to her. The way she shoves that bagel in her mouth! Did the writers think she was being bitchy when really she was just speaking the truth? Sabes lo que pasa en Lima Heights Adjacent? me and the girls hate the Kurt rant. Twitter update! you drape yourself on every piano you happen past to entertain exactly no Santanas terrified that the rumors floating around McKinley are about to ruin Santanas life, but maybe having Brittany will have made it all worth it. I even had a sex dream about a shrub that was just in the shape of a person. Ive seen what you can do, and what you can do is stand in the back, sway, and sing very, very quietly, Speaking from experience, Finn is terrible in bed. Enjoy it while you can, Weezy. favorite Santana quote. Sorry that you sing like you're getting your prostate checked, and you dance like you've been asleep for years and someone just woke you up. Brittany: Really? Brittany: Not really. Maybe Blaine grew weary of dating a breathier, more feminine Quinn Fabray. It was then as it is now, I love you, I love you, I love you, like never before. And you know what? So why am I talking about this? Santana. Santana (about Jesse), -The Power of Madonna. I have been chosen, probably because I'm numb to other people's feelings, to come here and ask what you would like to do, Mr. Schueabout the reception. And maybe if you used them, you wouldn't have more oil than the Middle East on your face. Heather said it best: I loved seeing Santana succeed. I turned on my heels and ran out of there with a quickness, rather than risk the barista seeing me cry in public. I think somebody needs to freeze the fat this Christmas, because somebody weighs more than Mrs. Claus!. I can't go to an Indigo Girls concert. Santanas entire story arc mirrored mine in so many ways. Its pure joy and when I think of Naya Rivera as Santana Lopez what I feel is joy. I'm a bitch because I'm angry. You are the unicorn. If you pivoted to, PEACHES TEES, ALL-STARS HATS, CLUB SODA SHIRTS AND MORE MERCH, LGBTQ Television Guide: What To Watch Now, The 50 Best Lesbian, Bisexual & Queer Movies Of All Time, a few words already on the coming out scene that resonated with me more than anything before or since. Can that possibly be true? I was accepting myself and coming out along with Santanas storyline. Santana to Noah Puckerman, Silly Love Songs. Santana: Why would I do that? I felt all of this so deeply. Santana: A baby? Her vocals in that song was *chefs kiss* and its just so hilarious. Then Mercedes looks at Santana from the corner of her eye, as if to say Girl can you do this? And Santana gives the smallest nod before the microphone picks up a sigh. I used to think it was out of recognition, but now I know it was relief. Santana: This food was unsatisfactory. Santana: Yes I did. So be warned: if you are not giving this everything you've got, I WILL go all Lima Heights on your sorry asses. So what am I doing heading to Kentucky? She's dating Jesse. I accept that about you. You can trust me, just tell me what's going on. This is garbage. Waitress: But you ate it all. They were my favorite grouping Glee ever did. Because even when Glee was at its worst, Santana always seemed to be the voice of reason. Santana to Elliott about Kurt, A Katy or A Gaga. Its important to me that Santana Lopez was a bitch. You're really not gonna tell me about the stick? Are you crying? Dave: I think I can take a couple of queers and a girl. Why dont you just dress up as the Taco Bell chihuahua and bark the theme song to Dora the Explorer? Santana: Quinn, look, this is our senior year. Are you sure it just isn't Britney 3.0 week in Glee club? Slut. Santana: Booyah. Rachel, Santana, and Kurt were joined on the North Pole setting by four little. And Santana! I am so devastated by this loss. You finally got an okay haircut. Like, a million awesome gay jokes just popped into my head. You cant blame me for anything Snix does, Santana to Principal Figgins, I Kissed a Girl, If you suspend me, I wont be able to beat Grimace and Mr. Schues butts, Santana to Principal Figgins about Finn and Will, I Kissed a Girl. And I think of all the things, what youre doing, and in my head I paint a picture.. Santana after seeing the shirt Brittany made for her, Born This Way. For the LGBTQ+ community, Santana's storyline of coming to terms with her. Unmatched sass and the best . Quinn fresh from Jodie Fosters clambake in college, Santana nursing her heartbreak over Brittany, two ends of the same bitch-goddess spectrum, one curious and one lonely. The details of my journey were pretty different from Santanas, but the feelings were the same. What would you do? I just try to be really, really honest with people when I think that they suck! You dont even know enough be embarrassed by these negative stereotypes youre perpetuating is a brilliant line and she delivers it perfectly. Is a drug dealer! Within the Glee canon, Dont Rain on My Parade is iconically Rachel Berrys and I dont think it takes anything away from Lea Michele or her star character to say the truth she was designed, from the first line of the pilot episode, to be the sun around which Glee revolved and as Santana Lopez, Naya Rivera was expected to be a featured extra some hot bitch to snide behind Quinn Fabray. Santana: And where are the Hardy Boys? You're going to stay in the closet, get married, get drunk to have relations with your wife, have a couple kids, maybe become a state senator, or a deacon, and then get caught in the men's room tapping your foot with some page. I was one of my favs at the time. You are a horrible person who never had a nice word to say about Finn Hudson, so dont you dare think for a second that he didn't hate you, too! And it wasn't until I got to kindergarten that I learned my name wasn't Garbage Face. Kurt: One: Rachel is beautiful. A baby? Theyre so familiar with each other, the same interests and the same enemies. But we did get this number and its just so beautiful. Santana: No, you're lying. But theres a deeper level too: Santana singing and dancing like a person whos just been told something terrible is about to happen but shes not sure what that something will be and for now the show must go on. Maybe Blaine got tired of hearing your shrill self- See I dont go here anymore, sue, and that means I can finally tell you exactly what I think of you. Naya as Santana as a happy lady with a yeast infection, inside a commercial, inside a phone shes holding to proudly share her triumph with Rachel. I dont have anything smart to say. If I'm going to be paying a third of the rent, I'm going to be needing a third of the shelf space. Is this not generally understood to be the greatest song Glee ever recorded? And also sorry that you have no talent. I loved seeing Santana succeed. Finn: If [Rachel] found out she'd break up with me. Glee Season 6 Episode 3 Quotes [to Santana] Okay, I may be a genius, but how can I argue with the logic of your giant, generous heart?
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